Where are Nicole and Keith?

I helped crush Shiraz today. I pulled shiraz skins out of my hair when I got home and got in the shower. Only in an Australian winery.

Which reminds me. I've been in Australia for more than a month now and I have not:

1) Met Keith Urban
2) Met Nicole Kidman
3) remembered that Keith was in rehab until right now
4) seen a real live wild wombat
5) held a koala
6) managed to get any color on my legs
7) Met Keith Urban

But, I helped crush Shiraz. And it rocked.

Cheers